Guardian Entry 110: I Said I Wouldn't Punish Him...! (Audio & Video, Locked From Hostiles)

[theguardianofair]

Alright...! As most of you probably know, over 24 hours ago, a resident at the Silver Dragon by the name of Jaime performed a stunt that he hoped wouldn't land him into trouble...and originally, I wasn't planning on punishing him! 'Cause seriously? After you've been beaten up by Irma? There's no need to be punished anymore~!

But then I told myself, what kind of example would I be setting for my little sister and the other Guardians after us? So, after careful deliberation, I figured out what to do! After lunch, I had Jaime, plus a partner of my choosing, perform a...dance that I'm sure will be remembered for months~!

I give you, Caleb The Magician Who Causes Things To Explode and Jaime The Guy Who Wants To Learn HOW To Make Things Explode! ^_^

(OOC: Caleb would be Will and Jaime would be Carlton; Caleb used with permission. This also takes place sometime shortly after lunch. Strike is a whispered response.)

Comments

[meridianrebel.livejournal.com]

For the record? Totally shanghaied into that.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

Come on, Caleb...! You know you liked the outfit I made for you~! Jaime did recover from you throwing him into the wall, right?

[meridianrebel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it wasn't so bad. And no I think he'll be seeing stars for a week.

[tamerwithamouth.livejournal.com]

Awww, Caleb got rid of his sparkling personality!

After chasing you around Tetha, it's no surprise!

...maybe I should be lucky I wasn't the one being thrown...

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

Exactly...be glad you weren't the one thrown! ^_^;

[honoonorayearth.livejournal.com]

...will not laugh at Jaime... will not laugh at Jaime...

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

If you want...I'll see if you can be the one to take care of him~!

[honoonorayearth.livejournal.com]

Wha...?!

U-Um... s-sure! Th-that'll be okay...

[tamer-of-water.livejournal.com]

Okay, for all the trouble he put me through trying to chase him?

That's a very good punishment.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

I was hoping that you'd like it! ^^

I've got it on tape for us to watch again later, okay?

[tamer-of-water.livejournal.com]

Greaaaat!

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Cruel and unusual. I approve.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

You're glad that I didn't have you thrown like Caleb did Jaime, right?

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

On a number of levels.

His sister's probably got something twice as bad in store for next time he does something stupid.

I still think my trick was cooler.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

Your trick would've caused lots of people to be hurt. Jaime's trick only put himself in danger with Irma. Therefore, his trick was cooler on a number of levels.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

I've learned not to bother arguing with someone who is automatically right in almost every argument no matter what. Because even if I am right it ends in pain and eviction.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

...You do know that I talked with your sister and your previous eviction was lifted months ago, right?

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

I am aware and for that I thanked her many times.

I don't wanna be homeless again, I like having a roof over my head.

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

...I'm just going to sit here and point and laugh at you. Yer what? Older than her? And she pushes you around?

Heheheheheh...!

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Go ahead chuckles you mouth off to her and see what happens.

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

Ha! What's she gonna do? Huff and puff and blow me away?

Please, I've dealt with WORSE!

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Being slammed to the ground by gravity isn't much fun either...not to mention her more creative methods of torment. Never underestimate little girls. They are the most evil creatures on the planet.

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

...Eh, no big deal! I can take 'er, no sweat!

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Uh huh, sure you can. *Dripping with sarcasm*

Really are you new? You'd have to be new not to know how powerful and frightening these girls...Hay Lin in particular can be.

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

Maybe about a month or so, but really, she can't be all THAT threatening, can she?

(OoC: OBVIOUSLY didn't catch Mina's last two posts)

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? You have GOT to be kidding.

This girl almost tore the roof off the Inns because she was having a fight with her best friend. She is the pure unbridled fury of the howling winds. She can go from soothing gentle to crushing strength at a moments notice.

Not to mention she's got such a huge fanbase around here even if you could survive her the various Hay Lin fanboys and girls would end what's left of you. I can't count the times one of the girls who cares about her has beaten me back into the hospital.

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

...big whoop. So, the kid has a temper and people love her. Big rotten deal. Then again, it almost sounds a whole lot like Rhinox, really...

But, I've dealt with a whole lot worse. No pig-tailed kid with a fanbase is gonna scrap ol' Rattrap here...!

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

I've fought the devil himself and she scares me...

...but you know what? Go ahead. I used to be like you. Confident in my abilities. Just tick her off and see what happens. Pull a prank on someone she cares about and see how many floors you get slammed through.

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

...Hay Lin, I approve.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Ashley~! ♥

I have it on tape so when you get released from the hospital, we can watch it over and over again okay?

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

Oh, please yes. Again and again and again.

Hay Lin's heart? Skips more than a few beats. Very nice icon, btw.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

[the-1st-heart.livejournal.com]

...

*giggles*

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

I take it you approve, Mina? ^_^

[the-1st-heart.livejournal.com]

...

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[Audio]

[green-chosen.livejournal.com]

...

*laughter*

Re: [Audio]

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

I think everyone enjoys seeing Jaime thrown into the wall like a ragdoll~!

[Audio]

[green-chosen.livejournal.com]

Well, I certainly do. I hope you got that on video!

Re: [Audio]

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

Of course; I'm gonna have Tomoyo make a number of copies for anyone who wants their own, but until then you can have the copy she already made me from the original version~!

(Attached: Copy of Taped Dance Video featuring Caleb & Jaime)

[undivided-earth.livejournal.com]

I was going to joke about being jealous that Caleb never swung me like that, but seeing the end result?

Caleb, you need to work on your dancing even more than your skating.

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

Especially when it comes to swinging his dance partners...~! I think he wanted to test sweeping you off your feet with Jaime, but from what he told me it didn't quite work out that well!